Get ready to GIGGLE!
July 1 is International Joke Day, and it’s the perfect excuse to add a little extra laughter to your summer. Whether your kids love silly puns, knock-knock jokes, or classic one-liners, we’ve rounded up 20 kid-friendly jokes sure to bring smiles to the whole family.
These jokes are clean, easy to remember, and fun for everyone—from toddlers to tweens (and even parents who secretly love a good dad joke). Use them to break up a long car ride, lighten the mood at dinner, or surprise your kids with a lunchbox laugh!
🤣 20 Kid-Approved Jokes That Will Crack You Up 🤣
1. What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner!
2. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
3. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite!
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's hot out here!
5. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
6. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
7. How do cows stay up to date?
They read the moooos-paper.
8. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Ice scream!
9. Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
10. What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
11. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
12. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.
13. What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
14. Why did the pirate go to the birthday party?
To get some arrrr-tificial cake!
15. What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Purr-ple!
16. Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because they’re too transparent.
17. What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.
18. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
Nothing—it just let out a little wine!
19. How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
20. What did the pencil say to the paper?
You’ve got a good point.
🎉 Fun Ways to Celebrate International Joke Day
- Add a joke to your child’s breakfast plate or lunchbox.
- Let your kids take turns as the “comedian of the day.”
- Print out a few jokes and keep them in the car for on-the-go laughs.
- Host a family joke night after dinner!
Want to see a few more jokes? Check out our Jokes over at our Macaroni Kid Greater North Houston site!
Want More Summer Fun?
Be sure to check out our Fourth of July Family Fun Guide and our list of tech-free activities to keep your kids laughing, learning, and making memories all summer long.
Wishing you lots of laughs and a happy International Joke Day! 😄
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